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March 12, 2007


Overture Problems

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 5:14 pm
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I think I need my eyesight checked.  I need glasses or contact lenses because I can’t believe my eyes.

I got switched over to the new Overture account.  My account no longer works!  I logged into my old account area, which basically tells me to login to the “new and improved” account area.  That login doesn’t work!  When I try it, I get a message telling me to call them.  So, I click on the tech support link and notify the nice folks about the problem I am having via a web form.  I used the web form because I don’t have a lot of time to go making phone calls to sit on hold for an hour.

I get an e-mail from them, telling me to call them to sort out the problem!

Is it just me, or does that sound ridiculous?  I didn’t do anything to create the situation.  I contacted them to notify them that their “upgrade” was less than stellar and left my account crippled.  And, now, in order to fix the problem, I have to call them.  The burden is on my to solve the problem that they created.

Nice customer service, Overture!


March 19, 2006


Joe Pesci Only Told Us Half The Story

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 1:50 am
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Joe Pesci only told us half the story in that Lethal Weapon movie.  It’s the movie where he is complaining about the Drive-Thru experience.  “They Fuck You At The Drive-Thru”.  You know the rant.

You go to the drive through and they never get your order right.  Well, it seems like never.  Actually, they DO get the order right about 50% of the time.  The other 50% of the time, something is wrong with the order.

Odd, when you think about it, really.  I would think that if you’re going to screw up an order, then you would want to be screwing up an order of someone who is eating inside the restaurant.  That way, when they discover that they got fucked, they could calmly go to the counter and get their order corrected.  It’s an inconvenience, but a minor one.

When they fuck you at the drive-thru, however, it is usually later on when you discover that you got fucked.  You get your food and then drive back home or to work or to wherever you were headed with your meal.  You finally get to your destination and then realize that the food that you ordered is NOT in the bag that you’re holding.  To correct the situation then, requires another drive back to the restaurant you just came from.  Quite often, you don’t even have time for that crap.

As I said, that’s only half the story…

The other thing that really pisses me off about drive-thrus is their NEED to upsell me.  I order a burger and a drink because I want a burger and a drink.  If I wanted fries, I would have ordered them.  Simple concept.  Right?  Not to the people running these places.

There must be some sort of standard training video that drills into the heads of the staff, the concept of upselling other items to me.  That really doesn’t bother me.  It’s inconvenient, but only in a minor way. 

The thing that really bugs my ass about it is that they are rude about the upsell process.  The person on the other end of that drive-thru speaker can’t even wait for me to finish placing my order before trying to sell me fries.  In fact, they are SO concerned with selling me those fucking fries, and interrupting me to ask if I want them, that they inevitably have to ask me to repeat my order because they weren’t listening to me when I was ordering!

Here’s a tip for anyone who works in a drive-thru.  Wait until I completely finish ordering.  Then, and only then, ask me if I want more than I ordered.  And, get my order right!


January 24, 2006


5 Little Circles. That’s All I Get?

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 11:10 pm
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I voted in the Canadian federal election yesterday (Monday January 23rd, 2006.). I have never missed voting in a single federal or provincial election since I was legally able to vote. I feel strongly that it is important for all eligible voters to exercise their right to vote. It is our responsibility as well as our right. So, I take my right to vote very seriously.

Yesterday, for the very first time since gaining the right to vote, I spoiled my ballot. I did not take that decision lightly. I agonized over that decision. There were somewhere between 5 and 10 minutes that had passed between the time I received my ballot and sat down at the little desk to vote and the time I got up from the desk and put my ballot into the box. I thought about my choices. I had a ballot in front of me with the names of my local candidates on it. There was an empty circle beside the name of each candidate. There were 5 candidates in my riding. I had 5 little circles. That’s all I get? I want to be able to write something else on my ballot. I want a place on my ballot available to me, should I decide to let you know just how pissed off I am that all of my choices make me want to vomit.

I didn’t like any of my choices. I had asked before getting my ballot “What happens if I don’t like any of the choices I have? What can I do? Can I register a protest vote? Is there any way for me to officially decline to vote?”. I was told “No. Just vote for the person that you can stomach the most.”. So, I thought about my choices again, before filling out my ballot. I studied the ballot, trying to decide who to vote for.

My local candidates mean as much to me as I mean to them. I don’t even know them. So, like most Canadians, I usually vote for the political party, rather than the individual running in my particular riding. So, my choices last night were Liberal, Conservative, NDP, PC or Green.

The Green party and the PC party don’t get a lot of exposure and I really knew nothing about them. I can’t cast a vote for someone I don’t know. Perhaps, in the future, these parties can be invited to participate more in nationally televised debates. It would certainly help to get their agenda known. Dare I say, they might even get more votes if there was more information available about them.

The NDP is next on the list for consideration. They haven’t got a hope of forming a federal government any time soon. Votes for the NDP party are often used as a block against the Conservatives or the Liberals. I don’t like the idea of voting strategically like that. I feel that if you are going to cast a vote, then that vote should be FOR somebody, rather than against somebody else.

The Liberal party didn’t deserve a single vote yesterday. They have been in power far too long and have abused their power far too openly. We expect a little bit of corruption in politics. That’s a sad statement, but true. The Liberal party took corruption to a whole new level. They also took their power for granted. They smugly took our money and expected to get voted back in again, as if it were their right to govern. Thanks, but no thanks. You don’t get my vote.

The Conservative party is not as scary as the Liberal party wants us to believe. But, I still think there are some seriously flawed policies of theirs that warrant thorough scrutiny. I don’t think we should be revisiting the abortion issue or the issue of gay marriage. The abortion issue is long dead. Leave it alone. Canada is a great country, built on tolerence of the differences of others, among other things. It’s difficult to say that all people have the same rights, regardless of sexual orientation and then tell them that they can not marry because they are gay.

So, I didn’t have one single palatable choice. I couldn’t choose someone. I couldn’t choose nobody. Elections Canada has to provide another choice on the ballot for people like me. I suspect that there were a lot of Canadians who would have submitted a “non-vote” last night if they were given that choice.

The Conservative party won the election last night. They were given a minority government by the Canadian people. They succeded a Liberal minority government. It would appear as though many Canadians agree with me.

I have a message for ALL of our politicians. Smarten up! We have been forced to choose between bad, really bad and worst for far too long now. Canadians deserve to have a government they can be proud of, an official opposition they can count on and politicians that they can trust. Canada is an amazing country and home to great people. Start acting like it.

I have a special message for Stephen Harper. You have been given some control, but not a blank cheque. Use your position wisely and treat us with respect. We don’t want any scandals. We don’t want financial irresponsibility. We don’t want to lose what we’ve gained. We don’t want to be taken for granted. We want you to do the best job you possibly can for our country. If you can’t do that, then step aside for someone who can.


December 1, 2005


Canadian Election

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 4:27 pm
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It’s election time again in Canada. It seems as though we were just at the polls. Oh! Wait a minute… We were! My prediction for the outcome of the election is another Liberal government. I don’t know yet, whether it will be a majority or another minority government. I sure hope that I’m wrong about that, but something tells me that Canadians (collectively) really ARE just THAT STUPID!
Paul Martin has done his best to scare the living shit out of Canadians who would be thinking about voting for the Conservative party. He has just continued in his predecessor’s footsteps. It seems to have worked so well to date. Why mess with a good thing, eh Paul? My buddy Paul would have you believe that he knew nothing about the $100 million that “mysteriously” went missing in the sponsorship scandal. We’re all supposed to forget that Paul Martin was the finance minister when the money went missing. His job was to sign the cheques. That leaves us with only 2 possibilities.
1) He knew that the money was being stolen from Canadian taxpayers. If this is the case, then he is a thief!
2) He didn’t know that the money was being stolen from Canadian taxpayers. If this is the case, then he is the most incompetent finance minister in the history of Canada!
In either case, I really have to wonder why Canadians were stupid enough to give them another government!?!?!?!?!?! After that, it’s no wonder the Liberals are smug and feel like they’re invincible. THEY ARE!!!
Harper should have realized that the country was afraid to vote for him and stepped aside for MacKay for the good of his party and the good of the country. His quest for power has cost us all dearly. Do I think the next elected Conservative leader would do a better job of running our country? No. Absolutely not! They are, after all, politicians. But, at least a Conservative majority would sideline the Liberals for 5 years. That might, at least, give them some time to think about just how invincible they aren’t. It would certainly look good on them.
The NDP is a joke! They have as much chance of capturing the leadership as I have of winning the lottery. (I still buy my 6/49 tickets, though! - Always hoping for the big score!) I think I like the idea of Jack Layton heading up the party. But, again, they ARE the NDP. They haven’t a hope in hell of winning a federal election.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of politicians are corrupt and care only about themselves. Your MP doesn’t really care about you. The MPs of the ruling party don’t really care about the country. The MPs of the opposition don’t really care that the MPs of the ruling party don’t really care about the country. Most unfortunately, this election will end up like all others because we only have a choice between ASSHOLE #1, ASSHOLE #2 or ASSHOLE #3! If you happen to live in the “country” of Quebec, then you can also choose ASSHOLE #4.

This country NEEDS honesty, leadership and real patriotism in its leadership before we’re ever going to be the great country we are capable of being. Until that happens, give me a break. And, to our “great” leaders, Canadians are sick and tired of the same old bullshit.

Smarten up! We deserve better!


October 4, 2005


“Pass This On” E-Mails

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 11:38 am
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I really despise the typical “pass this on” e-mail. I get far too many of them and I NEVER pass them on. I don’t care if I won’t get good luck. I don’t care if “something amazing” or something “really cool” will never happen to me because I didn’t pass the e-mail on to everyone I know. I really don’t give a shit if I will supposedly have “bad luck” for the rest of my life. (If “God” is going to punish me for the rest of my natural life because I didn’t pass along a fucking e-mail, then I have a few choice words for him when I die.) Who the fuck makes these things up any way? Don’t you people have anything better to do than to clog up my e-mail box with useless text? I get enough SPAM! Now I have to deal with SHIT coming into my e-mail box from people because they’re too superstitious to just let the e-mail die? I have news for everyone. You won’t get good luck. You won’t get bad luck. SHIT HAPPENS. Sometimes people get what they deserve. Sometimes they don’t. It’s all a roll of the dice. And, since everyone seems bound and determined to pass crap along to everyone else… Feel FREE to pass this along to whomever you feel like pissing off today!

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For those of you who hate chain letters or don’t believe in them, this one is REAL. It works. I’ve seen it happen. Please forward this e-mail to everyone you know, even if they don’t have an e-mail address.

If you forward this message to 5 people, you will get an e-mail within 1 week!
If you forward this message to 10 people, you will get an e-mail within 5 days!
If you forward this message to 15 people, you will get an e-mail within 3 days!
If you forward this message to 20 people, you will get an e-mail within 1 day!

SUPER SPECIAL BONUS…
IF YOU FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 50 PEOPLE, YOU WILL GET AN E-MAIL WITHIN 1 HOUR!!!!!!! GUARANTEED!

My friend’s neighbour’s brother’s dentist’s assistant has a dog that bit a woman in the park who mentioned that she forwarded this e-mail to 50 people and she got an e-mail in 15 minutes!

My sister’s friend’s boss’s husband is a police officer and he said he stopped a vehicle being driven by a woman who’s cousin’s mother’s neighbour’s housekeeper forwarded this e-mail to 1000 people and she got an e-mail within 3 minutes!!!

Another man who received this e-mail didn’t forward it, and he died an excruciatingly painful death almost instantly! But, as he was falling to the floor, his hand accidentally hit the keyboard, which forwarded the message for him. HE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL WITHIN 1 MINUTE!!!!!!!

Don’t let this happen to you! You MUST forward this e-mail to everyone!

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P.S. We’ve all seen e-mails like this one. I especially like the one that says that some company is “tracking” e-mails and will pay you for each person you send it to. It’s a crock of SHIT! Don’t waste your time or your bandwidth! Tracking e-mails is not even within their ability, and they are definitely not going to pay you to send e-mails!

P.P.S. Something had to be said!



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