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October 6, 2005


Toronto Area Gas Stations

Filed under: Strike Back! — Zap @ 8:45 pm
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We all know we’re getting scammed at the gas pumps. That’s not news to anyone. And we also know that the gas companies will use whatever excuse they can to raise the price of a litre of gas at the most inconvenient time for the rest of us… typical excuses are flood, hurricane, the price of tea in China, whatever! The excuse doesn’t have to be a good one. It just has to be a collection of words that they can shove down our throats when they get questioned on it. The day after hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, the price of a litre of gas in Toronto was at $1.30! (For any Americans reading this, that is $4.30 USD/Gallon!) There are a few problems with the stories the gasoline companies are trying to feed us.

First, they say that the price of a litre of gas at the pump is directly tied to the price of a barrel of oil. They further state that when there is a drop in the price of a barrel of oil, the effects take approximately 90 days for the price to finally trickle down to the price at the pump. Why, then, when the price of a barrel of oil goes up, that 90 days is reduced to 90 minutes? And how is it possible that the price of a barrel of oil skyrockets on the Wednesday before every long weekend in the summer? Wednesday is, of course, the day before Thursday (when the majority of people get paid from work). And why, in a country like Canada, does the price of our gasoline jump when there’s a hurricane in New Orleans?
Canada exports more oil than it imports.
Translation: We produce enough oil to sustain ourselves as a country.
Why, then, do we even give a shit how much the US is paying for their oil? Because we’re tied to the global economy, blah, blah, blah.

Well, have you noticed that many of the gas stations in the Toronto area still have price signs that are only capable of displaying 3 digits. So, when the price of a litre of gas goes above $1, they often turn the sign off and you have to guess what they are charging as you are driving by at 60kph. Or, they set the sign to 03.9 (to tell us that the price is 103.9). We should fight back with what little power we have. They already know that we can’t stop driving, and therefore, won’t stop buying their gas. But, if we are coordinated and selective about what we do as a group, we can at least stick it to the gas companies a little bit at a time. Write to the gas companies and tell them that you are not going to buy their gas until they update their signs. Then follow through. Only buy your gas from stations that have updated their price signs to 4 digits. I know, it’s not much, but at least we can force them to spend a little bit of money at each gas station. It’s really our only hope of winning any kind of war with them. We have to fight the little battles and choose the right little battles to fight! Sooner or later, we’ll win the war, one battle at a time. Screw the gas companies!


October 4, 2005


“Pass This On” E-Mails

Filed under: Things That Piss Me Off! — Zap @ 11:38 am
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I really despise the typical “pass this on” e-mail. I get far too many of them and I NEVER pass them on. I don’t care if I won’t get good luck. I don’t care if “something amazing” or something “really cool” will never happen to me because I didn’t pass the e-mail on to everyone I know. I really don’t give a shit if I will supposedly have “bad luck” for the rest of my life. (If “God” is going to punish me for the rest of my natural life because I didn’t pass along a fucking e-mail, then I have a few choice words for him when I die.) Who the fuck makes these things up any way? Don’t you people have anything better to do than to clog up my e-mail box with useless text? I get enough SPAM! Now I have to deal with SHIT coming into my e-mail box from people because they’re too superstitious to just let the e-mail die? I have news for everyone. You won’t get good luck. You won’t get bad luck. SHIT HAPPENS. Sometimes people get what they deserve. Sometimes they don’t. It’s all a roll of the dice. And, since everyone seems bound and determined to pass crap along to everyone else… Feel FREE to pass this along to whomever you feel like pissing off today!

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For those of you who hate chain letters or don’t believe in them, this one is REAL. It works. I’ve seen it happen. Please forward this e-mail to everyone you know, even if they don’t have an e-mail address.

If you forward this message to 5 people, you will get an e-mail within 1 week!
If you forward this message to 10 people, you will get an e-mail within 5 days!
If you forward this message to 15 people, you will get an e-mail within 3 days!
If you forward this message to 20 people, you will get an e-mail within 1 day!

SUPER SPECIAL BONUS…
IF YOU FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 50 PEOPLE, YOU WILL GET AN E-MAIL WITHIN 1 HOUR!!!!!!! GUARANTEED!

My friend’s neighbour’s brother’s dentist’s assistant has a dog that bit a woman in the park who mentioned that she forwarded this e-mail to 50 people and she got an e-mail in 15 minutes!

My sister’s friend’s boss’s husband is a police officer and he said he stopped a vehicle being driven by a woman who’s cousin’s mother’s neighbour’s housekeeper forwarded this e-mail to 1000 people and she got an e-mail within 3 minutes!!!

Another man who received this e-mail didn’t forward it, and he died an excruciatingly painful death almost instantly! But, as he was falling to the floor, his hand accidentally hit the keyboard, which forwarded the message for him. HE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL WITHIN 1 MINUTE!!!!!!!

Don’t let this happen to you! You MUST forward this e-mail to everyone!

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P.S. We’ve all seen e-mails like this one. I especially like the one that says that some company is “tracking” e-mails and will pay you for each person you send it to. It’s a crock of SHIT! Don’t waste your time or your bandwidth! Tracking e-mails is not even within their ability, and they are definitely not going to pay you to send e-mails!

P.P.S. Something had to be said!



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